1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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