How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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