Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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