think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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