Ikea night.
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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