just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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