I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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