Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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