whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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