Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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