I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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