Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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