That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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