Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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