4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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