how hairy? two words: wookie tits
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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