and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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