No awkward lesbian experiences without me
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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