I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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