is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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