i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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