'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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