why do cheetos always look like penises
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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