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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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