PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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