you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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