And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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