you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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