I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
there was a trapeze. enough said
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
The ass gains better be worth it
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