You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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