On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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