normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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