This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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