You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize