i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
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I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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