Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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