My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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