i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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