He kissed a someone with a penis
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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