is this the sara with the beer cane?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
