Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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