Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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