You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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