she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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