marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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