sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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