You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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