Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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