I love black thongs
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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