Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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