You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Randomize
