was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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