Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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